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Carefulrogue's avatar

>... the innocent fantasy horrified his mother. She spent the next decade harping about the sinister schemes of these ‘gypsies’ and the deadly peril they posed to the civilized world, all of which fired Sebastian’s imagination in a way that a cola advertisement never could.

Mothers are the same the world over, aren't they?

> "But, you boys and your rules…”

... what rules?

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Shell Presto DiBaggio's avatar

I'm sure many a mom is like that. I'm sure I will be one day.

"You boys and your rules..." Bros before hoes. Sebastian and Alex won't go after the same girl. This is quite easy because their tastes are pretty different. Rest assured that Sebastian has no interest in Meryl Deibert. Also rest assured that that name will be more important later.

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Michael DiBaggio's avatar

Not true. Sebastian would fornicate with Meryl, but nothing else.

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Shell Presto DiBaggio's avatar

On a purely physical level, sure, but do you really think he would if he had it in his head that there was any chance at all that he could end up having a kid with her?

Because Sebastian could probably sleep with a lot of women if he didn't think about that as much as he does.

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